toledo taco

The man jacks the female in the face until the blood drips down between her boobs. Then, the man titty fucks her, with his dick acting as the "beef", then he ejaculates and smears it around(acting as the "cheese"). Then finally, the "secret ingredient" is added when you turn over and take a shit. Then, of course, you re-add your beef.

After work, I came home to my trailer and my dirty mexican wife was screwing my boss. I then kicked his ass and gave that bitch the Toledo Taco.

by Jay 419 September 22, 2006

toed

to sneak up on a friend and swipe you toe across their mouth, if it just hits the face, its a kick

"dude, stephen just toed michael bell"

"haha, nuh uh"

by kidintightpants December 3, 2009

Toed

The act laying on ones stomach and of inserting both of ones toes into anothers anal cavity and lifting both legs in unison in a upwards motion lifting the subject.

Tony looked at Becky sexually and said do you wanna get toed later ;)!

by The_degenerate94 January 15, 2019

toledo window box

That sexy open space between a hot girl's legs where her legs don't quite touch eachother in the crotch area. Usually seen when wearing a bikini. Originally derived from George Carlin's stand-up comedy when referring to marijuana.

I was surfing on the internet while my bro was watching tv when he said, "Whoa, toledo window box!" which caused me to quickly turn around to see a fine piece of ass.

by trouty42 August 25, 2009

Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007

tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004

Toned

The physical and emotional state of mind of being both tired and stoned

Jack: Dude, you look like you need to go to sleep.
Sam: Ya, I'm so toned

by Sam McGee August 12, 2006