toolshed

A person so retarded that he is classified as much more than a tool.

Eric's not just a tool, he's a whole damn toolshed.

by BudLiteBrad January 4, 2003

Tootsie Roll

1) Another "hilarious" dance craze loved by backwards folks all over. Imagine your enjoyment...

2) A truely disgusting yet highly addictive American substance

1)One, two, three, four, let me see your tootsie roll...

2)Oh man, that Tootsie Roll was soooo gross! Got any more?

by PetesWayUK October 5, 2003

tootsie-puss

(noun) -- a female whose history of anal sex caused a rectal fissure, ultimately resulting in vaginal defecation; a vagina that defecates due to a rectal fissure

That girl's twat was a total tootsie-puss.

His breath wreaked of tootsie-puss.

by SMuG1 April 17, 2011

Tootsie Fist

A punishment administered to the person who unjustly consumes someone else's candy stash. The tootsie fist is preformed by unwrapping three tootsie pops and inserting them in between your fingers while making a fist. You then proceeds to strike the perpetrator repeatedly with the "tootsie fist" until you feel their debt has been paid.

mark: "my brother ate all my halloween candy again this year!"

lisa: "wow, what did you do to get him back?"

marl: "i used a swift "tootsie fist" to teach him a lesson"

by thecarpathean January 12, 2012

Toofty

A well-known British TF2 content creator who mains Demoman. Taught a lot of young Demo mains how to git gud.

Person 1: Dude, I love Toofty's content!
Person 2: Same!

by demolad November 8, 2020

Toofus

Term used to describe the gap in between the two front teeth.

That guy has a TOOFUS

by RichiePoo April 21, 2021

Jap Toons

Anime, or any animation coming from Japan or modeled after Japanese animation, usually used in disgust of the subject

I would stay up and watch Adult Swim tonight, but i just remembered it is Saturday and the only thing on is the damn Jap Toons!

by ILwolfe November 30, 2010