rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.

I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad

by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014

tootin

to fart. expel gas from your anus.

hey who's tootin over there? i think jack just tooted. he's gasy today.

by pb6074 November 10, 2013

mark tobin

tool. nerd. people marry him just because they cant have their first choice.

"dudes a tool."
"yeah his name should be mark tobin."

by hatetools August 22, 2011

Tobin

To involuntarily spit the contents of your mouth (usually liquid) after finding something rather amusing.

I was drinking chocolate milkshake and did a Tobin all over the strangers on the bus, most embarrassing day of my life.

by Something Something NSA July 13, 2014

Tobin

An employee who rides the bosses dick all day. When they are not dick riding, they choose to talk to all the women in the office to pretend that they are not homosexual.

Did you hear Larry was going golfing with boss tomorrow?
Yeah, he’s such a tobin, we all know he would rather be staring at those fuck boy interns asses.

by Lorenzo Von Matterhorn August 8, 2018

Toolin

Verb:The act tooling someone/something. To own someone/somthing.

Adj:something that is far better then good.

Verb: A friend speaking to the person tooling;"Nigga, you are toolin their ass"

Adj:I told Kevin his camaro was toolin, but we all knew the real truth since it was stock...

by FATHERFORD December 26, 2003

darn tootin

A redneck's way of saying coolio.

Bobby Joe: "Did you see that tractor?"
Billy Ray: "Yup, it was darn tootin"

by Staffetkongen March 11, 2016