Tofu Ass Nigga

Bullshittin as motherfucker. Bland, boring, and someone no one likes (well lame people...like vegans). In addition, takes on the personality of the each individual they associate with (poser)(as if you cook tofu in something making it flavorful)...fake as fuck.

You tryna go to the titty bar? Naw, I’m just gonna watch the office tonight. You a tofu ass nigga

by The Seasons February 22, 2018

toetum

The art of stretching ones scrotum over the toe or toes.
No hangnails please.

When she painted her toenails he could not ressist to toetum her.

by Moanah October 21, 2005

TOFUU

a yotuber he good he have turtle and he color skin yellow!
k bye

TOFUU BAD BOI

by AlbertAndFlamingo June 2, 2018

soy tofu mess

dealing with soy tofu in depression with a red hat and a purple spatula. You must wear hot pink shoes and have a name that starts with "R", "S" or "C"

Santiago was in a soy tofu mood while licking his cat, henry. He then went into a state of soy tofu mess. After this, he took Symbolta because of his soy tofu mess/depresion.

by yobobjoe November 7, 2010

tofu

Soybean Protien.
Usually comsumed by hippies, chicks with arm pit hair, health freaks, animal lovers, pain in the ass vegetarians, homos, mimes and loud mouthed celebrities who want to get there fat ugly heads on my TV.

Madonna says I have to eat tofu or baby seals will be slaughtered.

Tofu goes great with veal.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005

Tofu Eater

A lesbian. As opposed to a pizza eater.

"man I swear that Tofu Eater has one arm longer than the other!"

by Tom Matthew September 12, 2006

crusty toefuck

When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.

Nikki is a crusty toefuck.

by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 21, 2004