Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016

tissue roses

Tissue used to catch sperm then scrunched up and thrown nonchalantly

His bedroom is littered with tissue roses

by StaticRH January 27, 2020

big tissue

Multifunctional bastard offspring of the Big Issue. With porn.

Nothing helps the homeless more than handing out the latest edition of the Big Tissue.

Can also be used to wipe oneself clean after the event.

big tissue.. big tissue.. you got 20p for some smack?

by massive bender October 15, 2007

muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 February 28, 2016

tissue

muscular tissue

Deep tissue massage can relieve muscle tension

by stopthecrying January 7, 2017

Tissues

'Tissues'
Hot new slang for "trust issues".

When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.

"My girl has been acting weird lately, I think she might be cheating."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."

by cocksuckermega_xx420 August 26, 2023