Backup tissues

A box of backup tissues is allways held beside the pc of a streamer lucassott

Wait a second I'm going to get my backup tissues

by Illuminaattori69 October 25, 2018

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P

"X" argh they have more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

Tissefant

A word used in Norway to describe a cock. It is used by small children to send dickpicks.

Infant 1: Hey, I sendt a picture of my tissefant to sara
Infant 2: Good man, did she send anything back?

by SuperHeroFornicater February 13, 2017

tissekone

The danish word for "vagina" directly translated to peeing wife. Commonly used for small children as a replacement for vagina. Also used by old annoying sex teachers.

Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife

Mom: Go clean your tissekone!
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG

by DaDanishDictionary September 7, 2017

Tissed

When someone or something is Pissing you off at the same time, it is ticking off another person.

Man 1: Damn that girl hella pissed me off dude...

Man 2: I know man, her attitude really ticked me off!!!

Man 1 & Man 2: She just tissed us off!

by Awsomeness9595 August 20, 2009

need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.

"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003