ball timers

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.

guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(

by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014

Social Timer

An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.

Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .

Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.

by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021

swum the tiber

Slang meaning, "converted to Roman Catholicism." The Tiber being a river that runs through Rome and thus "swimming" over to the Vatican side.

Guy#1: I've never seen you before, Are you new to this Church?

Guy#2: Yes, I've just recently swum the Tiber.

Guy#1: Oh, congrats, what were you before?

Guy#2: Anglican.

by McCloskey April 25, 2011

Justin Randall Timberlake!

Exclamatory, coll.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.

"They did what in a Denny's bathroom? Justin Randall Timberlake!"

"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."

"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."

by pronek March 2, 2007

Timeri

A girl who is very nice to people who are nice to her, but when you get on her bad side, all hell breaks loose. She also is very talented and she loves her friends and family. she has a lot that she doesnt tell people unless she feels that she has a lot of trust with that certain person. she doesnt let boys ruin her life. and hates girls who want people to feel sorry for them because "THEY HAD A TERRIBLE DAY BECAUSE THEIR BF BROKE UP WITH THEM!" seriously. shut the hell up.

Dude, did you see Timeri today? she seems happy and bubbly. yepp(:

by shimery June 26, 2010

camp tall timbers

the greatest place on earth

"I wanna go someplace awesome, I'll go to Camp Tall Timbers, not Timberridge"

by tha fang September 28, 2008

Timberlake Christian School

A school directed by morons and legalistic people. No opinions can be shared. Teachers put words into you're mouth and automatically assume anything you do is wrong in all intent. Every inside joke is automatically morally wrong and will lead you to get in trouble and be frowned apon. You are not allowed to defend you're reasoning cause you're always wrong or living to cover it up. The kids who go here are usually two faced brats.

F1: dude don't you go to Timberlake Christian school?

F2: yeah it sucks

F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?

F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.

by No0nebutM3 June 1, 2018