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Timbo Honey Bear

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.
guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.
by Master Cheif Starcarfter July 28, 2010
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Timberli

WILDCARD!!!!! F'REALLLL IS IN THE MF HOUSE. SHE KEEPS IT 100 RNS AND DEMANDS THE SAME IN RETURN. SHE FALLS HARD AND LOVES EVEN HARDER. YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH THIS ONE. SHE MAY BITE!!
That timberli is one down ads beeotch.
by F'real May 26, 2015
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Timberland high school

a school where you can learn how to train your emo

that’s all
girl: i go to timberland high school
boy: you emo as fuck
by girlwhodoesnotgototimberland August 26, 2021
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Tibelya

Tibelya is aramaic for universe or world. Usually they are really sweet and generous. She has amazing big curls and a sweet laugh. She's truly beautiful inside and out. Food is her favourite thing in the world. Oh and also, her favourite cuss word is fuck.
A: Did you see the new girl Tibelya?
B: Yes, she has such a cute laugh.
by Bon apple tit January 3, 2017
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timbered

Wen you take that hit that fuks u up and every hit after you cant stop coughing. Wen you get blazed
You just got fuckin timbered!
by ganjalover21 June 24, 2010
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limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.
by rubtwostix October 18, 2011
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Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho

When many men ejaculate into a bowl and freeze it until it is very cold but still liquid, and have a woman consume said gazpacho
Dude, I was at this crazy blow bang the other day and us guys decided to make a batch of fresh Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho
by TheMalevolentGoblin January 4, 2014
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