thunder dan

To slap someone with your flacid penis

"My grandma was being really uncooprative, so I gave her the thunder dan"

by Tom Cannon March 16, 2008

thunder mug

a small plastic pail or bucket used during especially long road trips to substitute as a poor man's toilet stop

paul-hey john, how long until the nearest bathroom break?
john-sorry man, we took one when you were sleeping in the car
paul-damn...well someone pass me the thunder mug, i've gotta take a huge dook

by i.am.aquaman June 8, 2004

bring the thunder

The act of bringing raw, explosive masculine energy to an activity or venue.

"When Plato goes to the gym he'll really bring the thunder-have you ever seen him teach those weights a lesson in respect?"

by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

thunder cunt

Any woman fitting the definition of a completly hanous raging bitch, who, upon picturing naked you envision the depths of nothingness encapsulated by the most disgusting hairy herpes infested vagina EVER!

That fat bitch is a raging THUNDER CUNT!

by Puffer April 12, 2006

Tropic Thunder

A Fucking Hilarious Movie Starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey JR.

Go See Tropic Thunder

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008

thunder cunt

a real bitch that deserves such a derogatory term.

Jeez louise that girl on the second floor in accountings is such a freakin' thunder cunt!

by selurmun April 13, 2011

white thunder

An explosive load of semen excreted from a man's penis after a lack of sexual interaction.

1) Sean hadn't had sex or beat off in weeks so when that chick went down on him last night he nearly knocked her head clear off with WHITE THUNDER!!!

2) I blew a huge load and screamed "WHITE THUNDER BITCH!!!!!!!!!"

by Al-Star October 31, 2005