Jersey Tea

A mixed drink consisting of long island iced tea, except for instead of cola, you put in jaeger. So a jersey tea is equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, rum, triplesec, sour mix, and a splash of jaeger

Fish got tanked after kvk bought him that Jersey Tea. He deserved it for being such a POS

by flyingslooter July 5, 2010

Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.

"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"

by daffodil June 24, 2007

luis tea

Process of blending semen, tea, and vaginal secretions in a womans vagina.
When you eat it out you must say "mmm, what a lovely tea party!"

"I gave that bitch some Luis Tea"
"I made some Luis Tea in that bitches cooch"

by Lupe's mom's tits February 20, 2008

Tea Floss

Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.

"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."

by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008

tea caking

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.

Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon

by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014

tea leaves

Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.

Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.

by flippersideways November 22, 2013

No Tea, For You

It means when him or her changes their mind about to not tell you the tea (gossip).

Victoria: I have tea(gossip) for you.

Santio: oh, ok tell me

Victoria: oh never mind No Tea, For You

by Funniest123 December 1, 2018