lead in his head

Presumed lead poisoning, causing acts of extreme blankness.

"Maybe the lead in his head will gently bend the branch down to the ground before he finds out what it takes to make it to heaven."

by enviroman September 22, 2011

tech lead wages

Enough wages so you can afford 32 toilets

What's tech lead wages? - Rob

by notatechlead February 1, 2018

throw a lead ball

Eating alot of food. Stuffing yourself with food.

Man, I threw a lead ball this morning at breakfast.
Im starved, lets go throw a lead ball.

by Randy W. January 17, 2008

lead innovation studio

A Gay fuck dungeon

Hey, want to go to lead innovation studio your freshman year of high school?

by What is name February 22, 2019

Second Lead Syndrome

Wanting so desperately for the lead actress of a drama to end up with the better guy, but you always know that she is going to end up with the lead bad guy in the end. Usually goes with the feelings of either wanting to curl up and cry over your ramen, knock someone's teeth in or both.

Me: In the drama "Cheese in the trap" hong seol should end up with baek inho instead of yoo jung. Friend: Oh you definitely have second lead syndrome

by park andrea December 7, 2016

Deaf leading the deaf

Amateur musicians trying to make music

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!

by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

The Blind Leading The Blind

When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.

My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022