A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.
That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.
by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019
Get the Ploop Octopusmug. Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.
Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."
Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"
Iam "What!? What did I do?"
Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"
Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"
Iam "What!? What did I do?"
Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"
Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
by Hym Iam May 7, 2022
Get the A helmet on an octopusmug. by Rapid Octopus maker May 27, 2022
Get the Rapid Octopusmug. by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
Get the Its like putting socks on an octopusmug. Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.
A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 6, 2023
Get the The Octopus Methodmug.