junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

Junk ice

Something cold to put by your ballsack on a hot day.

Toss me another cool one and a couple cubes outta the cooler, need more junk ice.

by sap sucker August 25, 2015

Junk Dunk

The act of dunking on an opponent in basketball where your crotch goes directly into their face as you jump over them for the slam. The humiliation can be further amplified by hanging on the rim to keep your sweaty junk pressed into their face.

“Lattrell didn’t just posterize that boy, he Junk Dunked on him.”

“Hey man, did you get a good look when he Junk Dunked on you? Was it boxers or briefs?"

by 180LA June 3, 2013

Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."

by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

/u/Gloeee

I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.

by Perm-suspended February 1, 2020

Junk Mouth

A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.

Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.

You: No you didn't, junk mouth.

by Jack_of_wades March 19, 2016

Carbo-junking

The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.

"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!

by PaulTheJack August 16, 2010