seven year itch

to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner

colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.

by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004

spider-bite itch

spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.

One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Itch In My Ditch

An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...

I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...

by slamhounder August 5, 2010

Your Ass Itches

It means that you’re basically full of it and/or lying. When someone is saying some bs story as usual and you not it’s not true, you can reply “Calm Down Your Ass Itches.”

Jim- I posted up a video of me wheeling in the field with 3 feet of powder on the ground, and this girl commented “ya can’t ride”
I said to that bitch “ Your Ass Itches and that her and her man both can’t ride for dog dick in a black pussy

by TheMahwahMenace May 2, 2018

Itching your Tummy

When your masturbating; mainly in class.

What the actually guck sevie are you Itching your Tummy in class?

by Bigboi69fromthe7th March 7, 2019

tough itch to scratch

Something hard to stop. Like when you begin to scratch and you cannot stop.

When you are a serial killer like me, it is a tough itch to scratch, once you got it.

by Duckyduck November 26, 2013

Itching my elbow

Itching your elbow is used to describe jerking off or masturbating.

“Last night I itched my elbow so long my hand cramped up 😉”
“I itch my elbow for like 3 hours every day.”
“What does that mean?”
“All of GenZ uses ‘itching my elbow’ as masturbating”

by slayman May 16, 2022