Hairy Fotchburger

When a woman has a ton of hair on her pubice and has one of those meaty/flowery looking vaginas that resemble the looks of a cross between a burger from one of them shady burger joints outside of Philly and a mentally handicapped Japanese Fly-Trap without the teeth. It has the meat hanging outside the bun and juices running all over the place.

Dude, totally went down on her and I had to withdrawal. She had a hairy fotchburger. Shit b whack yo.

by HugeTallyWhacker June 29, 2016

Hairy Handbag

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina

I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag

by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

Hairy Popsicle

When a man shaves off part of his pubes, then dips his penis into ice water. He then rolls his penis in the shaved pubes and sticks into the butt hole.

Kaitlyn was actin up, so I gave her a Hairy Popsicle..

by titty_bitch August 18, 2016

hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013

A Hairy Cookie

Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth

"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"

by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013

Hairy Hamburg

When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.

The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."

by Jeigh Billuss March 18, 2009

Hairy Parrot

Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.

"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"

"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"

"Brilliant!"

by mcgroundsloff May 7, 2010