The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”

I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

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the death of /funkg/

a forced meme usually used by people trying to fit in

anon: the death of /funkg/
anon1: forced meme!
anon2: ngmi

by chuckemsuckem October 29, 2021

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Related Words

The Funny • The Funk • the fun dip • The Funky Panther • The Funnel Cake • the funny friend • The fun • The Fun Gang • The Funnel • The Funni

the ah ha funny

when someone is very funny, or is known for being very funny.

guy 1: man that dude is so funny
guy 2: he has the ah ha funny

by alex (has the ah ha funny) January 20, 2022

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The theoretical guideline, “I don’t like X unless it’s funny”.

This term is used situationally, especially in recent times on social media to define how someone can enjoy a piece of content even if it betrays their own beliefs.

Person 1:*laughs at AI video*

Person 2: “I thought you hated AI?”

Person 1: “I do, unless it’s used in a funny way, such is the rule of funny.”

by Sqeegz March 20, 2026

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funny in the light

Looking unreliable or sketchy in the face of the public.

(Ex. Dj Akademiks: Drake was looking funny in the light after being dissed by Pusha T)

by NewslangATL June 18, 2019

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go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

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Funny in the pants

Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on

When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection

It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it

by Tonythetiler December 5, 2017

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