farmer hankey

the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected.

Man is that gross! He just farmer hankey'ed and it's all over the ground!

by Jeff Ross July 29, 2005

Banana Farmer

A gay male or straight female prostitute or slut. The term derives from the resemblance of bananas (fruit) to penises (organ). Banana farmers nurture their crop, taking care so they grow plump and healthy. They collect good profit when they are finished. A well trained banana farmer is guaranteed to leave their customers satisfied.

Your mom is such a banana farmer. She was in my dad's bed last night, and my brother's this morning!

by Pmsyenuod May 25, 2009

carmel farmer

A male homosexual, usually a top, who performs anal sex

Lance is such a carmel farmer

by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

nougat farmer

someone who gets their car painted in a AMC parking lot. A person (Matt F) who is a compleat n00b.

by Krystyna September 24, 2003

alfalfa farmer

A rural person in the city for a bit of action.

That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.

by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006

farmer john

The act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket.

I didn't have any tissues so I just gave it the old farmer john right on the sidewalk.

by Jeb Eastwood March 22, 2008

cock farmer

Someone who cultivates cock for the purpose of feeding him or herself

by Anonymous October 3, 2003