Jigaboo Christmas

When a KFC opens in a prominently black neighborhood

Kenny: Yo Tyrone i jus got my welfare check

Tyrone: Watcha gonna buy?

Kenny: Well it's Jigaboo Christmas down here, so Ima pick me and my baby mamma up a 6 piece wing and a bucket son.

by MCGLide May 15, 2007

christmas cracker

Christmas Cracker: adj (seasonal) - a large jagged turd, the product of over indulgance

Desmond took half an hour in the 'smallest room' straining to pull a 'Christmas cracker'

by eddythebastard April 13, 2016

War on Christmas

'''War on christmas''' is a bullshit theory made up by rednecks after they realized minorities were comfortable with saying "happy holidays" the same people who believe in W.O.C say that liberals get offended when someone says "merry christmas" when the ironic thing is the same people get offended when someone dosen't say "merry christmas"

Person with a brain:Happy Holidays
Dumbass:SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS, STOP THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
Person with a brain:would you like it if a jew told you to have a happy hannukah
Dumbass:SHUT UP COMMIE

Person with a brain:Have a happy early ramadan
Dumbass:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by SmartEpic2020 December 25, 2020

Christmas Syndrome

When you are looking forward to something constantly, to the point of obsession, causing the actual event to seem short and dull in comparison.

Oh, he's been counting down the days since July, and has came down with a bad case of Christmas Syndrome.

by AiRsTrIkE March 18, 2011

Jewish Christmas

Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.

Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.

by the_cursor November 16, 2006

Christmas Partyhoer

A person--usually a married co-worker--that uses the company Christmas party as an opportunity to get extremely drunk and dance inappropriately on other co-workers' spouses, usually leading to embarrassment the next day.

Todd: Dude, Steve is all over the boss' wife

Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.

by T Macalicious December 11, 2010

Christmas Zombie

(n): The first historical recording of the undead desiring flesh. This particular recording is found in Chapter 28 of Matthew in the Bible. It reads; "Ye, and did Jesus from the grave cometh, with a look of hatred in his eyes and a stock of flies surrounding his crown. His skin was tinted greeneth, and his mouth did drip of blood. He approachethed me an..OH GOD!"

Of course the "OH GOD" was added from a spectator, as Matthew found himself quite incapacitated/digested.

EX.1
Santa: "Hey Jesus! You've been a naughty Christmas Zombie this year."
Jesus: "Greeeaaaaayaaargh!"
Santa: "Ho...ho...ho?"
Jesus: "Braaaaaaaaains!"
Santa: "OH GO NO!!!"
"indistinct devouring sounds"

EX.2
Ted: "Dear lord, please forgive my sins...Jesus? What are you doing under my bed?"
Jesus: "BRAAAAAAIIIINS!"
"Indistinct 'death of Ted' sounds, including, but not limited to, crunch, snarf, munch, jager, bamf, biff, pow, and snuffleupagus."

by Nick Lowers December 22, 2008