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rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick
Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!
by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016
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Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.
After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!
by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014
mugGet the Broomed the wombmug.

Brooming

Hey Shukri wyd?

Shukri: I’m brooming!
by KadabedayKuchus November 27, 2021
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Broomed

Verb.
To get broomed, or to be broomed. A term in the Army cadet force used to describe having a broom shoved up your arse. This typically happens on camps in the boys dorms, less in the girls. This is part of the reason some people think the cadets are gay.
Cadet1:Mate, your getting broomed tonight
Cadet2:Oh shut up.

Later that night. Many cadets shove a broom up Cadet2s arse.
by Sgirkahxivmebdisoamfnrkkwnsnc November 27, 2019
mugGet the Broomedmug.

daddy broom

when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with
sister: " mom is such a daddy broom she's always with that guy!!"
sister 2: "yeah what a bitch
by mexicanita blancita July 12, 2020
mugGet the daddy broommug.

Trench Broom

A gun which could have been used to clear a trench in World War 2, including SMGs, Shotguns and Trench clubs.
“Shit, the germans are coming! Get your trench brooms lads!”
by Daspeakerofdatruts November 22, 2021
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rectal broom

A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.
Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.
by jdjeiwbdbheh333 March 14, 2016
mugGet the rectal broommug.

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