nudie lap

A party game where you have to run a lap completely naked around the neighborhood or whatever area you're in. This usually is a punishment for something, like being shut out in beer die for example.
"Alright the losing team of this boat race has to do a nudie lap around the neighborhood."
by MF Star Boy July 02, 2020
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lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap
Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps
by Inteller4tdy March 03, 2022
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urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.
The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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power laps

when driving ones vehicle around town in a predetermined route, typically up and back down the main roads threw ones town.
friend 1: hey buddy, what have you been up to?

Friend 2: not to much, just took a couple power laps threw town.
by 1soltan2 September 21, 2010
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lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens
Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
by Pacific sailor February 05, 2010
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Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).
It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.
by McMorty March 18, 2021
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naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked
Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.
by ChunkyBenis October 06, 2022
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