lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010

lap action

When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.

Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?

by SollyCon February 4, 2014

pop lap

A nickname given to the girl you like, as a cute way of saying that you can't go a day without having them in your life.

Christine Jane, you are my pop lap.

by Bulletin February 26, 2017

lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".

That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!

by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015

Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.

Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!

by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014

urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.

The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Lap puppy

A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..

Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..

They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..

My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..

Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..

by Highducky May 6, 2022