An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.
"Every man needs to feel like a man."
"Every man needs to feel like a man."
by Schuermanator July 25, 2009
Get the TesticKleaze mug.Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.
Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.
Bob: Sweet!
Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.
Bob: Sweet!
by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011
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During the COVID pandemic Mubin had his own set of restrictions which he followed and didn’t follow- all dependent on whatever best suited him. Not a stickler but a teststickler.
by Wax77 March 24, 2021
Get the teststickler mug.an injury occuring in sports (particularly football or rugby) in which the ball carrier is hit or tackled and injures his testicles in the process
by Jacob1012 December 1, 2009
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Get the testicle licker mug.1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
Get the testicle hopper mug.When a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his testicles to her nipples. For more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.
Warning: may lead to fornication.
Warning: may lead to fornication.
Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"
Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
by Tiffollsey February 7, 2014
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