Tallahassee deathroll

When a person, male or female, is covered/drenched in cum and then proceeds to wrap up in the bed sheets and roll around in order to “clean up”. Specifically, a shower CANNOT be taken. The exertion from all the activity sends the roller into a brief but extremely deep sleep. Most commonly practiced in the Florida pan handle but has been spreading at an alarming rate to other areas of The South since 2019.

I’ve got the room for another 30 minutes so I’m going to freshen up with a quick Tallahassee deathroll and then I’m out. I left $20 on the night stand - take it and GTFO.

by FatherAbraham December 29, 2023

Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.

Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.

by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024

Tallahassee Double Dip

getting a ridiculous boner from the combination of smoking meth and being bit by a black widow spider…
Dying slowly but never been harder…

When Steve got bit by a spider we knew it was only a matter of time before the Tallahassee double dip began to take effect…
During the fatal stunt, Mikey had Tallahassee double dipped then proceeded to flipping over multiple manhole covers with his penis… falling to the ground after such a feat of strength his last words were “I’m Mikey, and I like to party…”

by Jimmy BagODonuts January 24, 2024

Tallahassee Teacup

A sexual act in which the giver urinates inside of the receiver's port of entry

Scott poured a Tallahassee Teacup for Vicki last night and now the kitchen counter is all wet

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

Tallahassee Taquito

A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.

I took the Alligator fuckhouse to the next level by giving her a Tallahassee Taquito.

by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024

Tella

Slang for hotel or motel.

Last night, we stayed in the Tella since it was closer to the spot

by Inbetween 7 and 9 March 28, 2024

Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers

The ring of ass hairs closest to the anus.

I had to shave my Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers off.

by M0tionless June 22, 2024