tedder

The condition of scaly dryness of the skin between the balls and the butt.

Chip uses Gold Bond Powder or Blue Star Ointment for his tedder.

by irish domination July 29, 2008

Tender Ponies

A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.

Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!

by Shaft25 May 1, 2006

Teigen

dumbass faggot

teigen is a teigen...

by teigensgrandpa October 19, 2018

Chicken Tender

A person, usually female, who excessively tans to the point where their skin resembles leather, the color orange, or a burnt chicken tender.

Holy shit, that chicken tender is skin cancer walking!

by Amber Rosa February 21, 2009

Tenderheaded

When a person has a sensitive scalp, and hurts when hair is combed or braided.

Shatima: Damn girl you you should let me braid yo hair!

Shaniqua: Aiight, but a bitch best be careful, shoot, I'm tenderheaded !

by Thomas0323 March 14, 2009

Terdel Dove

An attractive female who often sneaks farts that mimick the calls of a Turtle Dove.

Setting: A boy and a girl on a date in a field
Activity: Birdwatching

Dialogue: Boy- "Did you hear that beautiful bird call?"
Girl- "Oh sorry, that was just my bottom."
Boy- "You bitch ass Terdel Dove."

by Chrob April 7, 2007

Tender Lizard

Michael William Denney Thunder Wizard

1.) Tender Lizard believes he's mahadeva and his "students" buys into it.
2.) Tender Lizard is so impulsive he judges strangers without even knowing them!

by xYourDadx May 31, 2020