Hobbit tea

A seldom used Irish and UK phrase for leaving the tea bag in the cup when you make a cup of tea. reason for calling it Hobbit tea is cause it is Baggins (bag in) tea.

Jay - "Ally would you like a cup of tea"

Ally - "Yup, make it Hobbit tea"

Jay - "What now?"

Ally - "With the bag in, get it?"

Jay - "Ahhh Baggins, I get it, funny"

by JayoTeaGuy January 10, 2012

hickory tea

Midwest slang for an ass whooping

(The ass whooping of all ass whoopings, If someone offers you hickory tea run cause that sum bitch is gonna hurt)

“Boy you want some hickory tea!?” -someone’s angry mother

by MidwestNegro July 9, 2019

tea leaves

Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.

Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.

by flippersideways November 22, 2013

No Tea, For You

It means when him or her changes their mind about to not tell you the tea (gossip).

Victoria: I have tea(gossip) for you.

Santio: oh, ok tell me

Victoria: oh never mind No Tea, For You

by Funniest123 December 1, 2018

Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.

"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"

by daffodil June 24, 2007

Tea Hound

Someone who is always sniffing for the tea.

Person 1: How does Lisa always know all the gossip?
Person 2: She's such a tea hound!

by jynbug September 21, 2018

Tea With Creamer

This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.

Tim regretted going through the trouble of grooming his bushy mustache after Charles gave him Tea With Creamer.

by The Creamery September 9, 2011