Laffy Taffy

Laffy Taffy: When a guy makes a girl laugh then sticks his cock down her throat and cums down it then she proceeds throw up. Thats a Laffy Taffy

Guy1: I gave my girl a laffy taffy yesterday she really didn't appreciate it
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!

by Peats April 17, 2018

Slapping taffy

When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head

My son loves slapping taffy

by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019

graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII

Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out”

by Black lives matter July 7, 2019

Cum taffy

Cum taffy is a stretchy partialy solid glob of cum which is stretchy like taffy

Jimmy: I pulled a 4 foot cum taffy piece from my cum sock.
Scott: how long was that there for.

by Cumcoconigger May 12, 2021

Wop taffle

The need to mount a certain female

AYO JACOB MY NIGGA I SWEAR YOU LIKE JESSICA

yeah bro I just wanna wop taffle

by Wop taffle September 15, 2021

Saffy Taffy

When a blowjob is performed on somebody named Safwan.

"Hey Safwan, why were you behind the bleachers?"
"Its the perfect location for my girl to give me Saffy Taffy"

by MrCrocker May 4, 2022

huckleberry taffy

Yous a bitch

Eric is such a huckleberry taffy.

by LostNtranslation October 25, 2022