twat

1) a fairly derogatory term for a lady's genital area (i.e. VAGINA) usually used to reference a female

2) an alternative to "tweeted" as a pass tense form of the word "tweet" (as in twitter)

1) that girl cindy is such a twat, i bet she has a huge gaping twat from all the random sex she has.

2) i twat about 200 times yesterday because i have no life

by bestyshank April 14, 2011

twat

otherwise known as an 'audiotrash.'

that dj last night was a real audiotrash

audio twat

by h92 December 9, 2011

Twat

To post an update on Twitter.

Guy 1: Yo dude I saw that you twat about gettin' laid.

Guy 2: Yea bro, I had to twat that!

by BananaRampage August 31, 2011

Twat

A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.

An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.

by Damian the red September 29, 2011

Twat

One who ruins a good time and is always negative. They cant handle their liquor or crazy trips. A name to call someone to stop them from ruining a good time.

Stevie: Oh my god look at that girl puking up her vodka.
Holly: She's such a twat!

by chilllllllllllvibes November 28, 2012

twat

Sophie bailie.

Hey look at that girl over there! She's a sophie bailie (twat)

by the moyster January 9, 2013

TWAT

Toolbag Walking And Talking (TWAT). This term is used to describe a (toolbag) co-worker that distracts others by walking around the department while having a conversation on their blue tooth\wireless headset.

Employee 1: That guy is so annoying. He is constantly walking around while having a conversation on his wireless headset.

Employee 2: I know. He is such a TWAT

by e-man770 April 29, 2013