Turbo Cider

Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.

The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".

Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!

by JizzJizz69 December 16, 2011

turbo bungle

Fuck up a simple task so badly that simply "bungling" isn't sufficient.

"Boy, you really turbo bungled that one, didn't ya Sam?"

by maestro696969 October 08, 2020

Turbo Busa

A wonderful machine that will pull on any vehicle it will race and win it

Turbo Busa owner: Bruh, I bet u can't win against mah Turbo Busa
Panigale V4R owner: I bet I can

Turbo Busa owner: U hav a turbo?
Panigale V4R owner: Nah
Turbo Busa owner: U gon get slayed by ma Turbo Busa. TURBO BUSA POWAAAA!!!!!

by Clammy Pube February 07, 2019

Turbo Turtle

Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.

"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"

by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009

turbo touch

A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.

Coach: You have the ball! This is turbo touch, you have to run!
Player: *dies of depression*

by Mr. Kakalaka April 26, 2018

Turbo train

when big green soft wave turns into white wash and there is speed when surfing the wave, its a hoot.

(Fast rolling soft fat waves feel like you're on a turbo train)

by KyKatz August 25, 2013

Tommy Turbo

when you whip your willy out and get it wet by piping the Mrs.

"Sayin pal? You gone Tommy Turbo with the Mrs yet?"
"Uno dah, rattled her to next week"
"Is right the bro, gwoooon"

by ElWackooo August 28, 2019