Truth Laundering

Truth Laundering. Just like Money Laundering but with the truth. When the search to find the truth requires following so many different leads and sources that the real truth will never actually be found.

There are so many sources of misinformation on the way to really find the truth, this is pure Truth Laundering!
-Describing the Trump Administration

by HoleWrecker July 28, 2017

truth troll

A person that constantly bombards you with the truth

Don't be like Jim, Jim's a dumbass be like ty, ty is a master truth troll all he does is hit you with the truth online

by Tslaughter June 20, 2016

THE ACTUAL TRUTH

the actual truth is if a Taylor ever tells you she loves you more she's lying

Only a Sarah knows the actual truth

by demliessssss March 11, 2017

A government truth

When someone tells you a lie that you can clearly see is not true.

When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.

by Lynn828 June 18, 2013

feeble truth

When something is said or claimed, and it is very unlikely that it is the truth (yet not impossible) , but because of no witnesses or any possible verification, their is no way to prove it is a lie and is legally the truth

Paul: When I went to Las Vegas I lost my virginity to Pamela Anderson

Jeff: Shutup, we know that's not true

Paul: No I swear to god

Jeff: I guess cause you can't prove it, and we don't believe you. but i guess its the feeble truth

by Optical Epilepsy February 17, 2010

an inconvenient truth

A movie by Al Gore which warns us about the unnatural warming of earth, and the devastating consequences it will do to our planet.

"An Inconvenient Truth" is a movie that should make people think

by Jelboo June 22, 2007

The Truth Hunter

A famous Private Detective who is known to be the best in the industry. He always finds the truth.

His motto:

Lying makes a problem part of the future.

The truth makes a problem part of the past.

I'm calling The Truth Hunter to find out if my bitch is cheatin' on me.

by cousin moe July 17, 2006