crunchy like an apple and smells like fish-
putting an apple in a womans vagina for 24 hrs then taking it out putting it on a stick and eating it
putting an apple in a womans vagina for 24 hrs then taking it out putting it on a stick and eating it
by fanballer August 25, 2011
Get the trout applesmug. Describes the sticky, pungent taste in your mouth that follows a long night of drinking after which you take home the nastiest, dirtiest, filthfest of a woman and proceed to engage in such things as sixty-nines and deep tongue splunking with her.
The only known cure for trout mouth is long oral wash with white vinegar (do NOT try toothpaste, the taste of trout and mint will surly cause vomiting) and a REALLY long shower. Assuming of course that you've already gone home or -if the act took place at your house- ejected the culprit from your home.
The only known cure for trout mouth is long oral wash with white vinegar (do NOT try toothpaste, the taste of trout and mint will surly cause vomiting) and a REALLY long shower. Assuming of course that you've already gone home or -if the act took place at your house- ejected the culprit from your home.
"A good friend would NOT have let me take THAT home. I woke up with the worst case of trout mouth today. You evil son-of-a-bitch."
by Cracka61 December 1, 2006
Get the trout mouthmug. vb. -- Dude I totally brown trout'ed that chick last night, I was all like "dude I'm totally brown trouting this chick at the present moment!"
by Eff*Dat July 30, 2009
Get the Brown Troutmug. Someone who, female or male, is acting like a pussy, bitch, wuss, and/or wimp to and/or around his or her friends.
Jeff and Nate both refuse to drink beer.
"Man, Jeff what a trout" says Josh
"I know right." says Nate
"Shut up Nate you're the real trout" Says Josh
"Man, Jeff what a trout" says Josh
"I know right." says Nate
"Shut up Nate you're the real trout" Says Josh
by Jbet331 January 25, 2009
Get the Troutmug. Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.
by CATSASS11 October 4, 2010
Get the Trouser Troutmug. When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.
by Butler Butt Clogger March 16, 2012
Get the Trouser Troutmug. A term used when a lesbian couple are having sex and one of them slaps the others vagina with extreme force.
It is also an insult to people as a mixture of 'Go fuck yourself.' or 'You done fucked up.' A termed first said by a youtuber named Rob Dyke.
It is also an insult to people as a mixture of 'Go fuck yourself.' or 'You done fucked up.' A termed first said by a youtuber named Rob Dyke.
Lesbian 1: "What are you going to do to me?"
Lesbian 2: "I'm going to Bitchslap the trout."
Man 1: "How dare you imply that I'm not a pokemon fan? Bitchslap the trout."
Man 2: "Holy shit my bad."
Lesbian 2: "I'm going to Bitchslap the trout."
Man 1: "How dare you imply that I'm not a pokemon fan? Bitchslap the trout."
Man 2: "Holy shit my bad."
by Enderpickaxeman August 11, 2016
Get the bitchslap the troutmug.