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Jumper Cable Titties

Small breast’s that allow one to place an index finger and thumb on a nipple during sex, preferably one at a time (black and red) so as not caused an unexpected ‘spark’.
That bitch i fucked last night had jumper cable titties.
by Snoke September 27, 2019
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Titties on a Cob

When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).

Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.

It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.
At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.

A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.
by Vocab Jack October 11, 2009
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squirrel titties

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy
by mike tarudo June 20, 2010
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muskeg titties

this is the title given to fat women in their mid forties who do not shower as often as any other human worth a shit does. these women dismiss most, if not all hygienic routines from their daily lives and regularly wears bowl cuts or dike cuts with bleach blond streaks in it.

often miss-interpreted as an overweight trailer-trash lesbian.
dude- aww man! look at muskeg titties over there!
friend- peel off the scabs and youre good to go!
by filthy ronald October 21, 2010
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fool's titties

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.
Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.
by KVMAN October 9, 2007
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machine gun titties

When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.
My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.
by plow girl May 24, 2014
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fall on some titties

When you smokin blunt after blunt after blunt and you just want some titties
Homeless guy: "Hey you guy's got something planned for tonight?"
Dude: ""Yeah, imma smoke this shit and fall on some titties."
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