Tittiesnare

When you pick up dudes (or ladies) by wearing a low cut top.

Man, that guy can't stop staring at Holly's boobs in that deep v-neck. She's totally gonna Tittiesnare him.

by Sarahdevon June 8, 2016

Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!

Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"

by Tman227 October 27, 2016

Titties woo

The mating call of the obviously well endowned Australian male, while he is appreciating or thinking about great mammory glands.

"Man did you see Katie's rack in that movie ?"
"Yeah, you Dave?"
"TITTIES WOO"

by Jesco94 August 7, 2017

Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.

I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!

by bryan's school account September 20, 2019

Mini Titties

Small breasts.

This chick I slammed last night had such a phat ass but she also had some mini titties.

by akendall September 13, 2009

tupperware titties

fake boobs.

Damn look at the tupperware titties on that girl, I don't want to sit next to her on an over seas flight, We will sink!

by Tots Mgee May 9, 2012

sleeper titties

The big boobs of a girl who tries to hide them and doesn't take photos that show them off, and doesn't wear low cut shirts.
Comes from sleeper that describes a fast car that looks slow, hiding the real power of the car.

Dude, Michelle has some sleeper titties
Yea man, you would never know from looking at her Facebook.

by nananananbatman May 25, 2013