I thought you'd be bigger

a satement after you meet someone who was built up as a larger than life mythical figure, who really looks ordinary.

I thought you'd be bigger. Gee, I've never heard that one before

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

unfinished thought

Unfinished thought is a two person band from MI remminnisent of bands such as Rasputina and Jakalope, there lead vocalist is often compared to Amy Lee Of Evanescence. Songs such as through crowded rooms,evening and the bonus haunting "lack of days(paino version)" mirror the former bands dark and sarcastic tendencies.

1. I think bands such as Evanescence and Unfinished thought are stellar.
2 "I've Got A Bitter Disposition And A Guarantee
If You Advance Without Permission There'll Be Casualties
And If I Don't Complete My Vision You Will Not Miss Me" are great Unfinished Thought lyrics

by Mascaron July 22, 2006

cross thought

That annoying thought which breaks your original train of thought.

I think the main reason that traps are gay is because...sorry, what was I saying? I just had a cross thought.

by Trapsaregay January 7, 2018

Pocket thought

A pocket thought is a definition of when your out and about with your hands in your pockets and see someone that is very fit and you can't help but touch your bits..

Was in the pub and saw a really fit girl and could'nt help but have a pocket thought...

by Andy pansy May 10, 2018

She thought she came but she peed on the dick

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.

"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

by zaralarrssonstan69696 July 20, 2022

bripple-shmonk thought

When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"

Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday

by PopsicleTastesLikeGrass November 6, 2019

thats what I thought

A word that no guy would let slide

Jack: Okay you’re right
Bob: “Thats what I thought”
Jack: *Punches him in the face repeatedly*

by decomplex December 4, 2022