invisible nigger theory

Why some black people talk so loud.

The invisible black friend that is standing at least 20-30 feet away from another black person, justifying the fact that they seem to be practically screaming while talking to a visible person in arms reach.

Man I could hardly hear you at the bar, it was the invisible nigger theory in full effect

When you're at the market and two black girls are in line next to you talking so loud that you want to cover your ears, they're just trying to make sure that their invisible friend can hear them.

by locell2 April 20, 2009

Hoodie Theory

The hypothesis that men automatically become more attractive when wearing a hoodie.

Look at that guy over there! The Hoodie Theory in action...

by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001

Theoryness

A casual way of using the word "Theory".
Usually meant to imply some certainty of sarcasm or sillyness

The sky is supposed to be blue, in all theoryness.

by Six_Flags_Kid January 4, 2009

Hybrid Theory

One of the best albums ever made.

Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory is a cool album.

by Name March 20, 2003

benny hill theory

The theory that if you take any video footage, even involving great tragedy, speed it up and play Yakiddy Sax in the background, it will be funny.

When they showed steve irwin's funeral re mixed using the Benny Hill theory, i busted a gut laughing.

by xzybit September 15, 2006

The Dio Theory

The act of quitting something and coming back a week later. Also, when you fight with your closest friend, and block them; but unblock them a few days later.

Person 1: Dude, did you know my friend quit RuneScape a week ago? Person 2: Don't worry, he'll come back a week later. He's an epitome of The Dio Theory.

by Redrumdemon1 September 30, 2009

The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)

I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory

by JoeBee January 18, 2008