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the skunk technique

A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you

(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you

>>Think you are not good enough

>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago

Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it
Hey what happened between you and anon?
I drove her away with the skunk technique
by BigFard July 28, 2021
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breathing techniques

she failed at using breathing techniques when around a certain someone
by laxlax14 July 6, 2019
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Delay Technique

It's what a guy has to utilize in order to slow down ejaculation. Generally thought of as something that, once imagined, means it's impossible to come. Use your imagination.
Hooked up with this model last night ... Had to pull out the ol' delay technique to make it to the 5 minute mark.
by Mr. Dyche April 2, 2025
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Nicole Simpson Technique

The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences
The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee
by queensburykid April 11, 2024
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East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025
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Slamboni Technique

A technique in which a person jumps over their enemy, grabs them by the neck, and piledrives them.
Wow, that wrestler used the Slamboni Technique on the other wrestler!
by wyainpj December 30, 2019
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Taiwanese Handjob Technique

A sexual technique including a reverse grip on the penis and a little bit of feet. The feet are used for ballsack stabilization. A chopstick can be used to sound the urethra if desired.
That Asian chick used the Taiwanese Handjob Technique behind the fish market yesterday and I blew a hot load all over her hand.
by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025
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