The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).
Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021
Get the Thai Tongmug. by darieka444 January 14, 2025
Get the Thai Pongalmug. TD = TAURIEN DALEY
Word is , When THAI and TAURIEN went to Mexico 🇲🇽 together Taurien came back with a disease of some sort and gave it to his significant other.
Sounds like it was herpes but is there a chance that it could of been transmitted when THAI and TAURIEN engaged that one night when TAURIEN woke up with his zipper undone and his pants around his ankles?
That's the main question?
Word is , When THAI and TAURIEN went to Mexico 🇲🇽 together Taurien came back with a disease of some sort and gave it to his significant other.
Sounds like it was herpes but is there a chance that it could of been transmitted when THAI and TAURIEN engaged that one night when TAURIEN woke up with his zipper undone and his pants around his ankles?
That's the main question?
BIANCA: " yo, THAI. what's up with TAURIEN, seems like he has a rash of some sort"
THAI: " in MEXICO, I made him my special drink, 💊 thai iced tea and then sexually abused him "
BIANCA: " you finished him off with your special move? Thai Rudder ?
THAI: " OH yeSh!
THAI: " in MEXICO, I made him my special drink, 💊 thai iced tea and then sexually abused him "
BIANCA: " you finished him off with your special move? Thai Rudder ?
THAI: " OH yeSh!
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
Get the Thaimug. by monkey massacre January 26, 2017
Get the thai thaimug. becky really loves roses. should we call her thai rose? because she’s from thailand and she loves roses
by flavex February 27, 2024
Get the thai rosemug. A forward assault spammer. If you saw him dm you just block him and if you saw him in your server just ban him And if you don't want to get your life being crazy.
by Lelim pro January 8, 2022
Get the Just A Thai Guymug. THAI aka ALVIN THAI LIM
💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊
We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
🎵🎵🎵
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊
We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
🎵🎵🎵
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
by THAI 💩 February 17, 2025
Get the THAImug.