A Taylor
will simultaneously be completely honest with you while also being full of shit. It’s like a super power. Taylor walks with his head held
high because he is self aware. He knows his faults, but he is also highly aware of his greatness. He is the kind of guy that
will go out to slay the dragon but tames it instead. Even dragons are enthralled by a Taylor with dark brown hair and eyes. Arriving home Taylor
will stand tall, in all his glory, awaiting the worship he deserves. A Taylor
will have an entourage of loyal and adoring followers waiting on his every whim. Taylor
will play with puppies in the park, go for a long drive, or fight in a cage match depending on his mood. He has zero tolerance for a lack of common sense and is brutal only when necessary. A Taylor
will surprise you with his wittiness as well as his freaky ness. No one is immune to the charm of a Taylor.
A: Did you see that Taylor tame that dragon?
B: Yeah. He’s so dreamy. Taylor can tame me anytime.
Taylor: Will you hold this for me and keep it safe? (Holds out his closed
hand)
Girl: (holds out open
hand) Of course!
Taylor: (smoothly holds girl’s
hand while flashing a charming grin)
Girl: (giggles)