Shit Sympathy

Pity; shitty sympathy that shouldn't be taken as real sympathy.

Dude, you don't even deserve my shit sympathy!

by SydTheNot-SoCoolKid April 23, 2018

COVID SYMPTOMS

When Criss needs to read the first letters of the last four messages in the chat.

George: Yo criss you got covid symptoms
Criss: Wait what
George: sike you thought

by g drop bag March 9, 2021

Blind Sympathy

Unconditional and Irrational sympathy towards others.

Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.

self-righteous prick: maan the black communities around the world are so oppressed, why is the world like this?

normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore

self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass

self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.

by PedlorT October 20, 2021

Sympathy Drunk

Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.

"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"

by Don'tTreadOnMe August 2, 2013

Sympathy pain

When a guy sees or hears of another man taking significant damage to the crotch, and crosses his legs because the mere thought of such pain makes his genitals feel either vulnerable or uncomfortable.

We were watching a horror movie, and when the killer took out a pair of plyers and went for the guy's crotch, every male in the room crossed his legs. We were all feeling sympathy pain for the guy.

by Timstuff June 13, 2010

symphoniac

a person who loves to listen to symphonic metal..
This is a fairly new genre and may be a bit unknown.

they listen to:
nightwish, lacuna coil, Sonata Arctica etc.

by Zrcalo of EMS June 21, 2005

Sympathy-Beej

Kind of like Pity-Sex, just with a beej (Blowjob). Also can be abbreviated to Symp-Beej.

Since I didn't get to go, she gave me some Sympathy-Beej.

She gave me a symp-beej.

by Mr. Sesh April 20, 2010