surfer

an extremely talented person who has the ability to balance on a piece of fiberglass about 6 feet long and 18 inches wide on a wave. the sport is dominated by males who are too aggressive and need to learn the etiquette of being out on the water, i.e. my cousin john. after that stupid movie blue crush came out, beaches were flooded with stupid girls trying to surf like the girls in the movie. these people yelled things like " surfs up!" and "radical dude!" these things are very degrading to those of us who surf and talk nothing like that. female surfers (like me) are extremely special, they have skill and aptience to sit out in the water for hours with a bunch of animals ( guys) and risk flashing an entire beach while surfing in bikinis.

i surf man, those stupid sluts dont know what the fuck they are doing out here!

by surfchick April 5, 2003

survery

A large multi-headed straw used for the act of group felching.

Hey man, have you got the survery? We are all ready to felch!!!!!

Yes Man! Go Team Go!

by nanaa number 5 June 25, 2012

Surfer

Someone who lives for the search of finding new and exotic waves to surf. They love to ride waves, and they love to just be in the water either with great friends or by themselves, whether its 2 feet or 20 Feet, this person is happy and has a smile on their face. Also a surfer is a humble person who tries to spread happiness and good vibes to all. Oh, and they are always looking for that next sick barrel.

Random Guy: "Hey buddy, i always wanted to try the sport of surfing, whats it like?"

Surfer: "Whats up bro, its not just a sport dude, its a lifestyle, and its fucking amazing, haha. Its the only sport that gives back."

by HankTheSkank August 12, 2015

amateur surgery

A noticeably bad shaving job.

Joe: "Wow, cut yourself shaving this morning?"
Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing amateur surgery on myself."

by Super Chicken 46 January 20, 2008

chit surfer

a person who is never really hurt but decides to pretend the whole damn time and piss everyone off by not ever doing anything. ever.

wow did you see delong, on chit again. what a chit surfer.

by joe q public April 25, 2008

surfer

Me and other people who have the balance to continuosly ride waves. No, we don't say "Surf's up radical dude!" Thats bullshit you steryotypical bitches

Me and Surfchick are surfers. (You speak the truth Surfchick!!)

by Aleu April 26, 2003

dirt surfer

A dirty, often dredlocked person, who resembles a hippie, skater punk or homeless youth by his or her unkept appearance and tattered, dirty clothes. Usually found in urban environments asking for change or milling about for no apparent purpose. Often speaks in a derivative of California "surfer" lingo. May be a trustafarian. Similar to a gutter punk but inclusive of trustafarian.

Dude, look at that dirt surfer walking down Division Street. The guy with the dreds, torn BDU bottoms, and no shirt.

by cranialsodomy September 7, 2010