When ministers reluctantly have to kiss their voters’ asses or pretend to listen to them to get re-elected, while reminding them that if they tick the wrong party, their constituency or surrounding won’t get upgraded, or would be given the least priority.
Singapore election is generally a low-key affair, because most Opposition members of choice can’t run—they’re disqualified because of some fine, were previously jailed for illegal public gatherings, or are now bankrupt due to lawsuits filed by some ministers.
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by Charles August 2, 2003
Get the Singapore mug.Short for “Singapore’s Gifted Education Programme,” that has sulked up so much taxpayers’ money, yet has achieved so little—an elitist programme that equates high academic achievement with giftedness.
At best, Singapore’s GEP—every parent’s secret desire for their child to get into it—creates the illusion of nurturing individual creativity, when it actually breeds conformity and produces academic snobbery among its members.
by MathPlus October 24, 2018
Get the Singapore’s GEP mug.The mutated strand of coronavirus from the “fine” city that is deadly to kids, as fictionally claimed by Opposition politicians in the Land of the Gandhis, which could usher in India’s third wave, if zero flights between Singapore and India are not enforced.
The authorities refuted the idea of the “Singapore variant,” which seems more like the Opposition in Delhi poking fun at the ineptitude of PM Modi and his team in containing the pandemic crisis.
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Get the sangasm mug.actl quite a good school, but dsa only so based on ur luck. unless u SIE in lah then psle need 240+. but SIE only open if sch still hot vacancy after dsa. school smol and no parade square tho. rly nice chers but u can get quite badly scolded if u do smth wrong
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A society where customer service does not exist.
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A society where the citizens think they are good at speaking English when they are actually just... bad.
That's about it.
A society where customer service does not exist.
A society that has homophobic laws.
A society that pressures people to die while studying.
A society where the citizens think they are good at speaking English when they are actually just... bad.
That's about it.
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