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Snap Judge

A judgement that's made with absolutely no evidence. Usually voiced quickly, like a snap.
Don't snap judge, she just got back from the dentist.
by uuhhhh. katie December 29, 2010
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snap crackle poop

When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).
I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.
by Mosh1200 November 14, 2012
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Snap and Dangle

When you and your buddy are double teaming a bitch, one behind and one in the mouth. Whoever's hittin it doggy pulls out and snaps his condom off and dangles it above the bitches head.
Bro let’s hit this bitch with the “Snap and Dangle
by Digbick275 July 5, 2018
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Snapchat Girl

A stupid teenage girl who has her whole life on Snapchat. She will probably be depressed if Snapchat is taken away from her. She takes pictures/videos of everything and annoys everyone around her with her stupid social media addiction. The amount of time she spends on Snapchat daily is likely more than the average amount of time that a teenage boy spends on video games WEEKLY.
Ugh... my stupid sister is the most basic snapchat girl on the planet.
by iTookAHarSHIT June 19, 2021
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snap back pussy

Snap back pussy : when a mother of multiple kids still has a tight vagina to not only accommodate large penis but can also satisfy the sub standard to average sized penis with a snug tight fit. Usually a term used shortly after giving birth to child to describe a MiLF’s vagina in complementary way.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv
Im the luckiest man I know. My wife is not only beautiful smart and fun. Shes a great mother plus after giving me 4 great looking kids. Her snap back pussy feels better than ever! Its why we have 4 kids together.
by LuvH8Luv March 12, 2022
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Fap Snap

When one half of a couple become verbally aggressive at the other resulting in one partner withholding sex ultimately forcing the other to masturbate when aroused next.
"Yea, Amber won't give me any for the rest of the night...I yelled at her for no reason and now the pearly gates are closed... fap snap strikes again"
by shoffnee October 11, 2014
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Aw Snap

It's what Google Chrome Webbrowser displays when a web-page load crashes unexpectedly.
Aw Snap!

Something went wrong while displaying this webpage. To continue please Reload or go to another page
by sfisk March 27, 2010
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