Silver Saloon Suburbia

Living in a small town away from the city, gardening, missionary, white plates, silver car... occasional buggery.

"So where do you come from Geoff?"

"I live in a silver saloon suburbia, I’m satisfied with my life without wanting to be smug about it... although I’ve not seen my wife’s skinny bits in a few years; I just wank off over the dogs food instead"

by MrChuffy June 19, 2009

Jesus of suburbia

Jesus of suburbia is a famous song from Green day's American Idiot album. After the huge popularity of the song the word Jesus of suburbia began being used for people relating to the songs lyrics. Being a Jesus of suburbia means feeling all alone, and it's just you and the world against you.

All my friends hate me and my girlfriend dumped my last night, i feel like the jesus of suburbia.

by DookieNookie February 8, 2019

suburbian

What people say when they think it makes them look smarter to add another syllable to suburban.

"I live in a suburbian area."
"Suburbian isn't a word."

by ftchacha March 28, 2009

Suburbia

A bit like my town by the sound of things. A Shitheap. Home of morons, degenerates and sociopaths or just neurotic, bored bastards like me.

See movies such as SubUrbia (1996), The 'Burbs (1989)...

by Nigel Tufnel December 26, 2004

suburban boredom

a boredom of such extremes that you simply want to punch yourself to make things more interesting. like being in the suburbs

school today had me caught with suburban boredom

by suburban boredom March 14, 2009

Suburbanitis

The condition in which one is so bored of their seemingly perfect suburban lifestyle to the point where they feel the need to rebel, do bad in school, etc. to fufil their boredom.

I'm so tired of this boring suburban town.

It sounds like you have suburbanitis.

by Chrys Flowers April 3, 2017

Typical Suburban Mom (TSM)

A Typical Suburban Mom drinks wine, joins “book club”, is involved in multiple carpools, and tries to keep up with the Joneses.

Drives a huge SUV to run her errands in her designer activewear. Feeds her family an organic, gluten-free, and low salt diet, but also gets regular Botox injections.

May or may not be involved in some MLM scheme.

Tammy showed up in her designer activewear again. She's such a Typical Suburban Mom (TSM).

by onepoorman September 27, 2022