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cock stock

Like stock art, a picture of a penis, vagina, breast, anus, etc. found online that is used by someone else as their own, usually in the context of a personal ad or cybersex.
Susie was really looking forward to meeting Bobby in person. But when they got back to his place and got their clothes off it was obvious that he had used cock stock. His penis was definitely not that big.
by Sandra C. October 10, 2008
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chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.
That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008
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curve stock

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.

Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008
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DO-STOCK

A word used to emphasis yes or a un controlable blat when under the influence. Also known as Fokn Oat
Friend Says: 'Tay are you choplord?' Answer 'DO-STOCK'
by Manawatu REP June 1, 2011
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
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Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
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ben stock

a tall male normally quite full of himself making status' that no one really cares about. Girls tend to like him but some would question why as he is a bad friend and tends to dance in a strange manner in the hope of getting a girl while of course everyone around him is discussing how funny he looks
hey look over there
oh yeah its ben stock dancing
also known as doing a stock
by davey baby May 14, 2015
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