"aye wassup- you tryna be sum?" one of my hoes beckoned to me. "nah imma stay single," I said. that stressed me out. to calm the FUCK down, I turn to sticker therapy. be an addict with me.
by adamsandler1 October 02, 2017
Running by cars (friends or not), finding the unsuspecting victim with his window rolled down, and slapping fresh cum on his face.
by StuWert May 16, 2008
The feeling experienced when a sticker being removed from an item (usually newly bought) peels away flawlessly, leaving no excess sticker or adhesive residue on the item.
The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.
The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.
Tom - "F#ck dude, got some chronic sticker bliss the other day. Was so intense I voided my bowels and broke into violent seizure. It was awesome."
Harry - "Sh!t man."
Harry - "Sh!t man."
by Dddrraaaaaaa March 05, 2013
by sdrAFWQ December 04, 2019
Like a sticker sticker sticker
by taeoxo_nct January 02, 2022
The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.
I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
by Peekaboo2012 November 27, 2016