Steve Jobs

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.

Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.

by Dick Picker January 26, 2023

steve bannon

Literally death itself who is the puppet master of President Donald Trump. Once called a modern day Nazi who now has unlimited political power. Fuck Steve Bannon.

Who is Steve Bannon? A monster in disguise who will slowly destroy us all.

by Spacejackrainbow February 7, 2017

Sterile Steve

A person named Steve whose lack of interest in women makes him look sterile. Commonly known as "The Sterile". Never try to unsterile The Sterile, that just leads to misconceptions and awkward looks from his roommate. He also thinks he can play the guitar really well and he thinks his voice is like heaven and posts videos of him doing that on YouTube. These videos if seen could prevent him from ever getting a job anywhere because they are so horrendous.

-His name does not have to be Steve to because a Sterile Steve-

What a Sterile Steve!!!

by loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 15, 2010

Security Steve

Security Steve was head security on the show Jeremy Kyle. He now works at primark earning £5 an hour.

Hey Security Steve, how is Primark and Poundland?

by Jeremy Kyle's Security May 19, 2019

Steve Madden

Steve Madden is a shoe brand. Their ads can be found in magazines, usually it's figure with a HUGE head and a tiny body. The figure is almost always wearing extremely high heels. Steve Madden stores sell a large number of heels/platforms/boots, but they sell other types of shoes as well, including shoes for men. Stores can be found in most malls.

person 1: hey where did you get those shoes?
person 2: i bought them at steve madden.

by vanessa.* August 7, 2006

steve irwin

A great Australian whose untimely death deeply saddened the entire world. Should have recieved Australian Of The Year Award and an Order of Australia medal for his environmental efforts. One of the few people we can truly call A GREAT AUSTRALIAN.

Steve Irwin was and still is an Australian hero.

by jamester September 6, 2006

steve yzerman

He is the epitome of the word "leader". He inspires courage in others to the point where they can't even believe they are capable of such abilities. His is true to himself, and 99% of the world looks up to him.

"the captain"

"stevie-y"

by ArchDevil October 29, 2004