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Starbuck's 

Starbuck's: A coffee shop or cafe which likes to make its money by making other coffe shops go out of business.
plan: make a starbuck on each corner of the street the enemy coffee shop is on. All three coffee shops do badly, but because Starbuck's is a multi-million dollar company, the other shop goes bankrupt first, leaving Starbuck's to reap all the customers, and inevitably, benifets.
outcome: Starbuck's on pretty much every corner in every city with coffee shops
"hey do u wanna go 2 Starbuck's somewere"
"sure, wot abt that 1... ro that 1... or there's 1 over there... heres 1"

Starbuck's are taking over, there is no escape
Starbuck's by random bulldog August 5, 2004
A large coffee franchise that only sells fair trade coffee when requested, has sucky atmosphere, and has ruined the art of true espresso with it's fast-food style espresso machines. I put them in the same league as McDonald's McCrapfe. Not only do they use similarly crappy machines, McDonald's sells Seattle's Best drip coffee, which is now owned by Starbucks as well. Seeing a connection here? Also, they monopolize on the masses of people (who I don't blame) who think sugary, watered down coffee is what good espresso should taste like. I daresay if they had a decent espresso drink, it would rock their world.
Friend 1: "Want to go to Starbucks?"
Friend 2: "Fuck you."
Starbucks by joanofarcadia232323 January 7, 2011

stabfuck 

verb : the action of using a sharp object to stab a hole into a random part of your partners body, and repeatedly ramming your rock solid shaft into the wound.
ahhhh bro, i got shwasted at that party last night and stabfucked lisa in the thigh.
stabfuck by L. Scottith III July 12, 2011
Is a chain of coffee shops across America, Canada, and any other country that can afford coffe.

Often, some people may also refer to it as "Fourbucks" coffee. Obviously because of the cost of the coffe.
1. I went to Starbucks and damn was the coffee there nice.

2. I went to Starbucks and fuck did I ger ripped off, better going to Country Style.
Starbucks by ibleed4fun August 28, 2005
A quiet wonderful coffee shop found on every corner of every street in every suburban town.
Im going to starbuck... (walks to the nearest street corner)
starbucks by fancythat May 13, 2005

starfucked 

1.diss’ed during a celebrity encounter
2. when a commoner has sex with a celebrity
Omg! She partied with the band and got starfucked by .......”!
starfucked by stoneham June 4, 2018