The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
by krojas0 February 23, 2012
by chickenboat April 05, 2011
When you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.
Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.
Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.
"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"
"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."
"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."
by Turtle the Turtle December 30, 2011
When you or someone you know reads EVERY comment on a persons myspace/facebook to acquire information on a person, then, when in a conversation the said person acts like they knew the information, as if they were told. But clearly the only way they knew was by reading other people comments.
Stalkers, myface stalking
by The Bay Area Stranger April 20, 2009
The box of text underneath your profile picture on the new layout of Facebook that defaults, "write something about yourself".
Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.
Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.
by dartmouth slang October 29, 2008
A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.
by tone everlast January 12, 2010
When two men stand back to back with their ass cheeks gently touching while reaching around and stroking the other man's cock.
by cornstalker69 June 29, 2017