Stach

Underaged, flirty teenage girl.
(short for statutory rape)

"Hey, check out that stach hanging out in front of the movie theater."

by T. Wolfe April 16, 2006

Stachybotrys

Stachybotrys is a greenish-black fungus found worldwide that colonizes particularly well in high-cellulose material and cellulose-containing building material such as fiber board, and gypsum board that becomes chronically moist or water damage due to excessive humidity, water leaks, condensation or flooding .

My basement was covered in a black mold called Stachybotrys.

by Paul Thornton November 29, 2007

mexa-stache

someone with a mustache like a mexican. (usually a mexican)

a mexican mustache

Hey. Look at that guy with the mexa-stache.

by RockyC December 28, 2007

foo stache

A synonym of the word taint; grundle. Fleshy patch between the testicles and the asshole, usually covered with an unattractive "mane" of pubic hair ressembling a grody mustache, often accompanied by dookie residue and toilet paper balls and occasionaly a small nest of crabs that was not seen because it lies underneath the folds of the taint.
Often licked by cheap prostitutes paid bottom dollar to prove there worth to the savy consumer of fornication.

"If you want this five dollars you better lick my foo stache bitch!"

by robhole March 12, 2008

rubbing staches

When you make out with a girl that has more or equal amount of facial hair (specifically the mustache) as the male. it is considered rubbing staches.

When Nick Belton makes out with his girlfriend, they are rubbing staches.

See Nick Belton (pussy whipped definition 47, page 7)

by Meitein January 31, 2010

Rash Stache

A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.

Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."

by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009

Filip Stachura

FIlip Stachura is african for nigger. He likes men and sucks balls

Filip Stachura is a weak beta male.

by Gregisblakc August 21, 2022