Squash

To deliberatly send someones incoming call directly to voicemail. The caller knows they are being squashed because they hear it ring at least once.

Usually derogatory action.

Johnny boy calls me 50 times when I am on a dinner date. I always have to Squash him.

by Crazy Dave NU June 27, 2007

bi-squasher

a person who stands in a supermarket for about 10 minutes trying to decide what squash to buy.

Dude: you've been there for 15 minutes now!

dudette: yeah i'm still trying to decide

dude: you're such a bi-squasher

by mansdudekah July 4, 2008

Squashed

The destroying of any member of the squash family on an enemy's porch, car, house, etc.

Bro!! Shawndiqua was bein too bitchy...so i squashed the shit outta her.

by edwardsvillenigga November 10, 2010

Squapollywog

1.) A word that implies a formal request of superior and/or simply ourstanding oral sex from a cumguzzling gutter hoe.

2.) asking a hoe for Slurp 'n' burp

This hoe was disrespectful to me while i was breakin up sum weed so i said,"BITCH!! YOU know what time it is, Squapollywog" and the cumguzzling gutter hoe knew to honk my bobo instantly.

by däntè November 5, 2008

squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet

Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...

by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007

Squash Bitch

Someone who reckons they're shit hot at squash, and yet when they play you, they're like some sort of retard.

Hey Martyn, you said you were gonna roast me, and yet you just lost 4-0. I mean, 4 feckin 0. You're some sort of Squash Bitch. Retard.

by Lard1 February 22, 2011

squaping

The act of putting yogurt into your anus with the intent of expelling into your partners mouth. Multiple flavours can be used, pudding may also be an option but there is not documentation of it being used.

'my girlfriend and I tried squaping this weekend, I was pleasantly surprised'

by Slygal88 November 28, 2015