spunk fart

An unexpected fart after engaging in anal intercourse that is followed up by a large flow of residual semen.

Is it me or does it smell like sausage and meatballs in here? "My bad, Tyrone put a real pounding on me after dinner. It was a juicy spunk fart.

Why are you running to the bathroom, Lisa? "I just dealt a rancid spunk fart and have 1 million of your unborn children running down the side of my leg, Jim."

Sloppy Susan is one spunk fart away from hypertension and an increased chance of heart disease.

by Donald A. February 13, 2019

Currency Spunk

To spend your money on anything sexual

We went to Amsterdam and i spunked all of my currency the first night we got there

Theres so many prostitutes, lets just "Currency Spunk"

by OnOneAgain September 1, 2009

spunk puddle

A wet spot or area of semen, usually found on a bed or table top.

Shit, I just rolled out to my own spunk puddle!

by $ure $hot November 13, 2016

Spunk Skunk

When a concubine with resent ejaculat inside of their anal cavity is threatened, they will proceed to forcefully excreat said ejaculat in an act of defeanse. Spraying the threat.

Attempting to rob Sharqesha the local prostitute may end with her spunk skunking you.

by McThunder Daddy September 4, 2018

spunk in arse

blow your load in a lady's arse hole

"I can't wait to spunk in arse at the club tonight mate"

by mrflabbyarse June 13, 2017

Spunk Stick

A young man who thinks with only his penis. He may be attractive, however lacks mental faculties. (Derogatory)

That young man is nothing but a no good Spunk Stick!

by headcase360 March 28, 2010

lady spunk

Dried vaginal lubrication fluid

“Oh look you’ve got my lady spunk all over your trousers! Sorry”

by Lidman October 26, 2019