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spreading some mulch

The act of having diarrhea.
Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.
by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011
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spread out like a starfish

when you’re about to preform a sexual act and your mans wants to tie you up and you spread out your arms and legs to the bed post
“she spread out like a starfish when her man fucked her.”
by lolololollllll October 23, 2017
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sumo spread

The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.
Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.
by rotoscopetheceiling June 25, 2008
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unholy screaming

When you scream in a very disturbing or unsettling way. Usually when seeing something you never wanted to or when you're in intense pain
When I heard unholy screaming, I knew it was from Jerry. I told him not to go on 4chan...
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E screaming

the act of E screaming refers to the art of using your CAPS LOCK key during a typical conversation online
(usually on discord). This makes it seem like you are screaming in text, this may be good in some circumstance to provide more impact to the conversation. Although E screaming is often negatively associated with the misuse of the CAPS LOCK key.
Viktor: how are you doing today??
Abdi: im doing exceptional
Daisy: HAHAHAHHAWUETAIW ABDI WHAT IS THAT WORD!?!?!
Simon: stop E screaming
by mylifeisajoke3123 June 20, 2020
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Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.
Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.
by Golden graham July 13, 2015
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Black Hole Spreader

When your dick is over 9 inches wide, and can open a girls ass so wide. You can put both fists and your head inside her asshole.
When that gets some good speed with the Black Hole Spreader

Man1: “BRO, I black hole opened Rachel’s ass so hard last night, I lost my shoes in her!”
Man2: “Fucking sick dude!”
by TwiddleNigga-FuckDick-ManPussy January 11, 2019
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