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Also known as a snatch snorkel, the Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing cunnilingus. Often used in a spa, bathtub, or even a bowl of jello, if that's your thing. Also useful in the event your partner is a veritable jungle down there.

The only known manufacturer of this life-saving accessory is pussysnorkel dot com
Nearly smothered by the Appalachian Grizzly Beaver he took home from the bar, Rob was saved from certain asphyxiation by his trusty Pussy Snorkel.
by MuffDiveMaster September 4, 2009
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slorking

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Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.
Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.
by Kuuler September 26, 2004
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noun: spork tits
a phrase used to describe a spork with delectable melons
this phrase is commonly used to compare two female sporks values, although it also can be used to annoy male sporks
“wow, that spork has some massive sporklies!”
“my sporks sporklies are better.”
by UncleGrandpaFnaf March 23, 2023
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white snorkel

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When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.
Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"
by Mike G.....///.... October 12, 2010
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Morning Snorkel

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The act of receiving head when you have morning wood.
That bitch is crazy for my dick she gave me a morning snorkel today.
by Morning Snorkel June 30, 2016
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Final Spark

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The ultimate ability for the champion Lux from the game League of Legends. Shoots a massive laser in one direction dealing massive damage and making you shit your pants in fear.
"Their Lux has their Final Spark ready don't get hit."

"Demacia!" - Lux
by toucanguppy April 24, 2019
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sporking

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The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
by Rosie November 5, 2003
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